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Hans_Adler's favorite sentences (total 18)
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Fliegt hoch die Kuh und tief das Rind, dann ist das wohl ein Wirbelwind.
Fällt im Stall die Heizung aus, kommt die Milch in Würfeln raus.
Sind die Hühner platt wie Teller, war der Traktor wieder schneller.
Scheiße durchs Gewehr geschossen gibt die schönsten Sommersprossen.
Hurt people hurt people.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
With a little elbow grease we'll have this up and running again in no time.
He puts a lot of thought into how he thinks.
If you're unhappy with your private life, I suggest you register on Facebook. It's the best way to get rid of it.
Time wounds all heels.
I panicked when I read that they expected big protests in Riyadh today, but then my wife reassured me, saying that she had just bought two bottles of olive oil, ensuring our living standard for months, even if oil prices were to explode.
Do abbots mow hay? Never do abbots mow hay! Abbots pray.