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Sentence #667974 — belongs to CK
eng
If we were supposed to talk more than listen, we would have been given two mouths and one ear.
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bul
Ако се очакваше от нас да говорим повече, отколкото да слушаме, щяха да ни бъдат дадени по две усти и едно ухо.
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Kdybychom měli více mluvit než poslouchat, byla by nám přidělena dvojí ústa a jedno ucho.
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cmn
如果我們應該少聽多說話, 那麼我們應該得到兩個嘴巴一隻耳朵才是。
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deu
Wenn wir dafür vorgesehen wären, mehr zu reden als zuzuhören, hätte man uns zwei Münder und ein Ohr gegeben.
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fra
Si on était censé parler plus qu'on écoute, on serait doté de deux bouches et d'une seule oreille.
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ita
Se dovessimo parlare più che ascoltare, avremmo due bocche e un orecchio.
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pes
اگر فرض بر این بود که بیش از گوش دادن حرف بزنیم، دو دهان و یک گوش به ما عطا شده بود.
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rus
Если бы нам полагалось говорить больше, чем слушать, нам бы было дано два рта и одно ухо.
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spa
Si tuviéramos que hablar más que escuchar tendríamos dos bocas y una oreja.
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epo
Se oni estus supozata paroli pli ol aŭskulti, oni estus dotita per du buŝoj kaj nur unu orelo.
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tur
Eğer dinlemekten çok konuşmamız gerekseydi, iki ağzımız bir kulağımız olurdu.
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Sentence #667972 — belongs to CK
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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S'arrêter de fumer, c'est ce qu'il y a de plus facile. Je le sais bien pour l'avoir fait moi-même des milliers de fois.
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hun
A dohányzásról leszokás a világ legkönyebb dolga. Tudom, mert már ezerszer megtettem.
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rus
Нет ничего легче, чем бросить курить. Я знаю, поскольку я делал это тысячи раз.
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spa
Dejar de fumar es la cosa más fácil del mundo. Lo sé porque lo he hecho miles de veces.
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tur
Sigarayı bırakmak dünyadaki en kolay şeydir. Binlerce defa bıraktığım için biliyorum.
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epo
Ĉesi fumi estas io plej facila. Tion mi ja scias, ĉar tion mi spertis mem milojn da fojoj.
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Sentence #667964 — belongs to CK
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Eat a live frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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bul
Изяждайте по една жива жаба всяка сутрин и през целия остатък от деня няма да ви се случи нищо по-лошо.
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cmn
每天早上吃一隻活青蛙, 那麼你一天中其他的時間就不會發生什麼更糟糕的事了。
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deu
Iss jeden Morgen einen lebenden Frosch und dir wird für den Rest des Tages nichts Schlimmeres passieren.
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deu
Verzehre jeden Morgen einen lebendigen Frosch, und dir wird den restlichen Tag über nichts Schlimmeres mehr passieren.
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epo
Manĝu vivan ranon ĉiumatene, kaj dum la cetero de la tago nenio pli malbona okazos al vi.
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fin
Syö elävä sammakko joka aamu, niin loppupäivänä ei tapahdu mitään sitä pahempaa.
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fra
Mangez une grenouille vivante chaque matin, et rien de pire ne vous arrivera le reste de la journée.
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hun
Egyél meg minden reggel egy élő békát, és ennél rosszabb már nem fog történni veled a nap hátralevő részében.
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ita
Mangia una rana viva ogni mattina e non ti capiterà nulla di peggio per il resto della giornata.
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ita
Mangiate una rana viva ogni mattina e non vi capiterà nulla di peggio per il resto della giornata.
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Eet iedere morgen een levende kikker, en er zal je de rest van de dag niets ergers gebeuren.
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rus
Ешьте каждое утро живую лягушку и ничего худшего с вами не случится за весь день.
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spa
Cómete una rana viva cada mañana, y no te pasará nada peor durante el resto del día.
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tur
Her sabah canlı bir kurbağa ye ve günün geri kalan kısmında sana daha kötü bir şey olmayacak.
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Sentence #667962 — belongs to CK
eng
Plan for the future because that's where you are going to spend the rest of your life.
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epo
Planu por la estonteco, ĉar estas en ĝi, ke vi pasigos la reston de via vivo.
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fin
Suunnittele tulevaisuutta, koska siellä tulet viettämään lopun elämäsi.
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fin
Suunnittele tulevaisuutesi, sillä siellä vietät loppuelämäsi.
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Aménagez votre avenir, car c'est là que vous allez passer le reste de votre vie.
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rus
Планируй на будущее, ведь именно в нём ты проведешь всю оставшуюся жизнь.
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spa
Planea tu futuro, porque es ahí dónde vas a pasar el resto de tu vida.
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Planea el futuro, porque ahí pasarás el resto de tu vida.
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tur
Geleceğini düzenleyin çünkü geriye kalan yaşamınızı geçireceğiniz yer orası.
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Sentence #667961 — belongs to CK
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Eine Lüge kann um die halbe Welt reisen, während die Wahrheit noch ihre Schuhe anzieht.
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epo
Mensogo povas vojaĝi ĉirkaŭ la duona mondo, dum la vero ankoraŭ surmetas siajn ŝuojn.
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fin
Vale matkaa puoliväliin ympäri maapallon sillä välin, kun totuus vasta laittaa kenkiä jalkoihinsa.
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fra
Un mensonge peut voyager jusqu'aux antipodes pendant que la vérité en est encore à lacer ses chaussures.
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hun
Egy hazugság a fél világot bejárja, míg az igazság a cipőjét felveszi.
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rus
Ложь может обойти полмира, пока правда ещё обувается.
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tur
Doğru, daha ayakkabılarını giyememişken; yalan, dünyanın öbür ucuna gitmiştir bile.
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epo
Mensogo povas vojaĝi ĝis la antipodo, dum la vero estas ankoraŭ laĉanta siajn ŝuojn.
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Sentence #667960 — belongs to CK
eng
Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.
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epo
Verki facilas. Oni nur devas forstreki la malĝustajn vortojn.
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fin
Kirjoittaminen on helppoa. Ainoa mitä tarvitsee tehdä, on jättää pois väärät sanat.
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L'écriture, c'est facile : Tout ce que vous avez à faire, c'est de barrer les mots qui ne vont pas.
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rus
Писать легко. Всё, что нужно, — вычеркнуть неподходящие слова.
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tur
Yazmak kolaydır. Yapmak zorunda olduğun tek şey yanlış kelimeleri silmektir.
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Sentence #667956 — belongs to CK
eng
If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way.
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Si Dieu avait voulu que nous soyons nus, il nous aurait fait naître comme ça.
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deu
Wenn Gott gewollt hätte, dass wir nackt sind, hätte er uns so auf die Welt kommen lassen.
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epo
Se Dio volintus, ke ni estu nudaj, li kreintus nin tiaj.
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Sentence #667954 — belongs to CK
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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
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Enhver der kun kan finde på en måde at stave et ord på, mangler helt klart fantasi.
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epo
Al iu ajn, kiu povas elpensi nur unu manieron literumi vorton, evidente mankas imagipovo.
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fin
Joka keksii sanoille vain yhden kirjoitusasun on selvästikin mielikuvitukseton.
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Toute personne ne pouvant envisager qu'une seule manière d'orthographier un mot manque visiblement d'imagination.
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heb
כל אחד שיכול לדמיין רק דרך אחת לאיית מילה, ברור שהוא חסר דמיון.
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hun
Aki csak egyféleképpen tud egy szót leírni, annak nyilvánvalóan nincs képzelőereje.
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rus
Тому, кто может придумать только один вариант правописания слова, очевидно не хватает воображения.
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spa
Aquél al que sólo se le ocurra una forma de escribir una palabra obviamente no tiene imaginación.
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ukr
Тим, хто може придумати лише один спосіб як написати слово, очевидно, бракує уяви.
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epo
Al ĉiu persono, kapabla konsideri nur unu manieron skribi vorton, videble mankas imagivo.
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Aquel ao que só se lle ocorra unha forma de escribir unha palabra evidentemente non ten imaxinación.
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Sentence #667953 — belongs to CK
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It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all.
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Mieux vaut un vieux diamant d'occasion que pas de diamant du tout.
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mar
नसण्यापेक्षा जुने, वापरलेले हिरे असलेले तरी बरे.
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Лучше иметь старые поношенные бриллианты, чем никаких вовсе.
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deu
Lieber einen alten Gebraucht-Diamanten als gar keinen.
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Preferinde havi malnovan eluzitan diamanton, ol absolute neniun diamanton.
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Sentence #667948 — belongs to CK
eng
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
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Mi ara terfuḍ, ḥseb arma d kuẓ. Mi ara terfuḍ aṭas, rgem.
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deu
Wenn Sie wütend sind, zählen Sie bis vier. Wenn Sie sehr wütend sind, fluchen Sie.
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epo
Se vi koleras, nombru ĝis kvar. Se vi tre koleras, ellasu aron da sakraĵoj.
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fra
Si tu es en colère, compte jusqu'à quatre. Si tu es très en colère, sors une bordée de jurons.
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hun
Ha mérges vagy, számolj négyig. Ha nagyon mérges vagy, káromkodj.
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ind
Kalau marah, hitung sampai empat. Kalau sangat marah, menyumpah.
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mar
राग आला असेल, तेव्हा चारपर्यंत मोजा. खूपच राग आला असेल, तेव्हा शिवी द्या.
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pes
وقتی عصبانی هستی تا چهار بشمار. وقتی خیلی عصبانی هستی لعنت بفرست.
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rus
Если зол, досчитай до четырёх. Если очень зол, выругайся.
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spa
Cuando estés enfadado, cuenta hasta cuatro. Cuando estés muy enfadado, maldice.
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Cuando esté enfadado, cuente hasta cuatro. Cuando esté muy enfadado, maldiga.
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ukr
Якщо ти злий, порахуй до чотирьох. Якщо ти дуже злий, лайся.
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