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ءِ بَہرشت کرتگیں تواربندpapabear (درستی 877)

تو چہ ٹٹوبا پروجیکٹ ءَ ڈَن جہل ءِ تواربَندی زَپتگاں بگندئے دوبرکارمرز کرت مہ کنئے چیاکہ papabear ءَ پہ ایشاں ھچ لیسن گچین نہ کرتگ۔

Snakes are—to a certain extent—deaf, but can still hear very low sounds and are very sensitive to smells.

Hah! I wish all my textbooks were $40! Some of them are almost $100!

You're mistaken. He plays double bass, not trombone.

History is like quantum physics: the observer affects the event observed. Is the Kennedy assassination a particle or a wave?

I tried to call you, but couldn't.

It still amazes me what she could coax out of table scraps.

This controller has accelerometers in it so it can send a farewell transmission as your child chucks it out the window.

The United States and Britain have different sign languages. Mexican Sign Language also differs from Spanish Sign Language.

I'm afraid you'll need more than a conical hat to be a real wizard.

She had a lazy eye.

That finch is performing its cute little dentistry on a crocodile over there.

Most of his posthumous fame came from his autopsy results.

Imogen of the Internet is not yet notable on Wikipedia, but it is one of the many things she aspires to.

Imogen of the Internet is fighting six bored housewives to win an eBay auction for a bag of premium chai tea.

There is no rest for the weary.

Imogen of the Internet has a habit of paying fifty dollars for clothes that are manufactured to look like five-dollar hand-me-downs.

Imogen of the Internet crochets about half of her possessions.

Imogen of the Internet looks rather svelte after six hours of Photoshop.

Imogen of the Internet drew a mustache on each of her fingers, outdoing all of her friends, who only thought to draw a mustache on one finger.

Imogen of the Internet has only been photographed by cheap webcams and cell phones.

It's fun to watch nerdy cartoon characters from the 90s brag about how many megabytes of RAM they have, which is usually somewhere around 8.

Ellipses have so much to hide....

White tigers are not albinos. If they were, they would have no stripes whatsoever.

The Oxford comma is awkward, unnecessary, and cannot be carried over to languages other than English.

This is as good as it gets, kids.

I once read an interesting anthology of poetry generated by a computer program in 1984.

She is a shining example of absolutely nothing.

Has anyone attempted to "surf" the Internet since 1998?

This song samples a bunch of old American funk records from the 70s using equipment from the 90s.

Paella often includes snails.

It's only a matter of time before the meteor strikes.

I wonder if there would be so many Japanese translations on this site if it were called "Por Ejemplo."

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

I did not doubt you for a moment.

He met his end in a rusty bear trap.

Some of the most sociable people I know have friends both online and off-.

The dog buried a frozen burrito in the yard, but only halfway into the ground.

It's no use trying to find people to play Street Fighter with when you can't explain double quarter-circle joystick motions.

A favorite tool in dealing with blatant racism is blatant ableism.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

I have a friend who's a pilot.

He makes good use of the pheasants he hunts. He has a purpose for every part of the bird.

He had a crush on his Chinese teacher; but what with all the hormones, he had a crush on just about everyone.

His face betrayed his sheer puzzlement.

The seaside resort was so touristy that it actually stood up and walked to Vegas.

Her ceaseless caterwauling alarmed every dog within a 500-foot radius.

A cute kitten can make a giggling mess even out of the most severe übermensch.

I'm too cheap to play anything but homebrew PC games.

Comedy always includes a little tragedy. That's why there are sad clowns.

I'm sure his chemistry teacher would have failed him had they survived the tragic explosion.

Nothing new under the sun.

I'm 17, too.

Looks like it's snowing, eh?

The knife was so dull that I couldn't cut the meat with it and I had to use my pocketknife.

I'd rather be poor than rich.

With Esperanto you can communicate equally with people from other countries.

Throughout my life, I've had the great pleasure of travelling all around the world and working in many diverse nations.

I like my coffee without sugar.

At first, they were all convinced he was innocent.

She can play all kinds of instruments, classical or folk.

Hide and seek / I count to three / Winter has come

Even drunken celebrity tweets look better in 24-point Georgia.

Count to thirty.

The letter "ß" is one of the few things Switzerland is not neutral about.

Whenever the school bell rang, Ivan would stare into space and drool. Several failed exorcisms later, his parents realized that he was the reincarnation of one of Pavlov's dogs.

Jill of the Jungle could transform into a phoenix, a frog, or a fish. The fish and the phoenix could both fire unlimited projectiles.

Imogen of the Internet wore an eyepatch under her glasses, a look which hipsters would imitate on and off for the next ten years.

Tatoeba gave Imogen of the Internet a fascinating opportunity to compulsively produce a series of extremely short stories.

Tim produced a perfect alveolar trill for a straight minute. The rest of the Spanish class envied and despised this vulgar display of power.

Someday, dear language learner, you must stop poring over IPA charts and start listening to people.

A woman whose tongue grew out of the roof of her mouth soon found herself surrounded by overeager linguists.

Thanks to Facebook, stalking is no longer the bastion of a few devoted enthusiasts, but a highly automated task convenient enough even for the busy housewife.

Can you imagine how many Lincoln Logs it would take to build an actual shelter?

There, there. It's all better now.

Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny.

I would hate to see him mess up one of his butterfly knife tricks.

You began to learn Esperanto.

She is a pleasant person.

The elbow is the joint between the arm and forearm.

Today I learned a lot of Spanish words and now I know how to say "cheek," "chin," and "knee."

Do you eat bell peppers?

What are you so happy about?

This gives me the strength to go on.

No, I don't understand Ms. Kunze.

The lunar month is shorter than the calendar month.

Shall I prepare you a warm meal?

There's no salt.

I'll wait for him for an hour.

I like to go to the movies.

I think we could be great friends.

Yesterday the alarm clock didn't go off and Kurt didn't wake up.

Yesterday I went to Disneyland.

I'm going to go out this afternoon.

I believe in ghosts.

That'll be seven dollars, please.

Don't forsake me!

Thank you very, very much!

Do we have to take the bus?

He more or less understands his problems.

We've eaten pizza and chicken at noon.

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