This will probably be hard to translate.
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FROM:
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
TO:
"Why did the tomato blush?" "Because it saw the salad dressing."
Since this is a question-answer pair, it should probably be in dialog form.
It could also be the same speaker with this kind of joke.
Why did the tomato blush? <Nobody knows of course. They just shrug, awaiting the answer.> Because it saw the salad dressing. <Speaker dies of laughter.>
Maybe we could have both?